1000 ways to get kicked out of _________

181. Telling people who ask you where they can find a certain item, "This [name of item] will appear on the next page!"

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182. Be cringe-y

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183. Quad bike your way through the store, ignoring the existence of petty things like "shelves" and "young children"

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184. Find a body pillow. Make out with it in an open space pretending it's your waifu. When asked to leave, proceed to knock things off the shelf with the pillow (legs first, of course).

185. Try all the sodas, then put them back on the shelf without paying for them

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186. Drink ALL the beer.

187. Take endless samples of frozen yogurt so you get your fill without paying for it.

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188. Play "Hide the Banana".

No, not like that, I mean hide bananas in random places in the store. But whatever you get up to in private, I'm not one to judge

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189. Attempt to play this edit: http://pumpproeditstemp.nfshost.com/chart/showEdit/61/rhythm/blue/original/3.00/6/2.00 then whine if you did bad on it

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190 Swap the clothes for sale with your clothes in the dressing room and put yours back on the rack.

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191. Take off the clothes of mannequins and the parts and throw it

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192. Make out with the mannequins.

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193. Whine over failing a song with a lot of 192nd notes

Opps I was just 1 post late!

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And yet the majority of the shitposts are coming from you.

I mean, this thread is fucking awful, but you have no right to say that here.

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195. ONI YOU DIDN'T FUCKING NUMBER THAT POST

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196. Shush Quickman
Anyways, thowing a used bag of condoms on the shelves

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You people are disgusting.

197. not making ok hooky a meme
Cutting apart T-Shirts and shorts

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198. Smash the HD Plasma TV's with the strongest aluminum bat they have.

200. Hide in the center of the clothes circle, then jump out and yell when people approach it. (I actually did that once but didn't jump out or yell and didn't get kicked out for it)

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