1000 ways to get kicked out of _________

866. Give everyone Spot-Itis by throwing paint everywhere
867. Spill liquids all over the table
868. Spill liquids all over the floor

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869. Wheel in a big Bluetooth speaker and play "Denpa Never Die" from the newest Camellia album. You MUST crank up the volume to the max while doing so.

870. Turn the heat down to -15°C (5°F)
871. For a better chance of getting kicked out do that at 3:23 AM
872. Put a can of whipped cream in the store's freezer. Watch it blow up later in the day.
873. Using your computer or an app speak using TTS voices
874. Steal a line from a suggestive/questionable fanfiction, and say it out loud.

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875: Calling the emergency hotline because you can't find the pomegranates.
876: Making a PB&J Sandwich with you face.
877: Squishing the oranges while yelling " I HATE CITRUS FRUIT!"

878. Wrongly numbering your ways to get kicked out.

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874. Getting frustrated because they no longer sell DDR pads, and yelling at an associate because of it.

Change the reply above to 879

880. File a restraining order on whoever's numbering these wrong.

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Fixed. I think someone else posted while I was typing mine.

881: Running around the store screaming in victory that you fixed your own numbers.
882: Throw a fit over the lack of IIDX Products.
883: Running a trashketball game in the bathroom.
884: Yodeling through a megaphone.
885: Hide all day in the paper towel aisle.
886: Throw throw pillows at the security guards
887: Stare out the windows at people all day.
888: Dress up like the devil monsters from the song 888 and scare people.
889: Set up training ropes and running your own workout in the aisles.
890: Start a picket sign protest yelling about the numbers being wrong here.

891. Stick the what-the in the who's-it.
892. Try too hard to solve the 1x1x1 Rubik's Cube.
893. Round up some puffles at the store.

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894: Fill the store with Tribbles.
895: Break your Rubik's cube in frustration when you can't solve it.
896: Picketing for the store to sell more Bemani products.
897: Building your own Paranoia Robot and setting is loose.
898: Hosting a giant "rip up your junk mail" session in the store.
899: Sniff the books all day at the library.
900: Run up to everyone and yell "We're gonna make it!"

901. This is way over 900!
902. Set up lasers in the store and turn off the lights to make a laser maze challenge
903. Try to solve Solitaire in less than 52 seconds
904. Give the computers there funny Windows errors

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905: Hack into the computers and downgrade them to Windows ME.
906: Use that Spray thingy to make the lasers from 902 visible.
907: Try to buy a mannequin instead of any clothes on it.
908: Block off a part of the store with a LEGO wall.
909: Set up fake BSODs on the display computers.
910: Nibbling on all the display foods.
911: Make a fake 911 call in the store.

912. Fence someone in.
913. Go all sleepless in the place.

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914: Go on the intercom and say "I'm the captain now!'
915: Wasting ink by Putting up flyers of with this list printed on it. (with a colorful background).
916: Put up flyers reporting a "lost DDR Pad". (Yes, this is kinda of real thing. The first pad I played on has no reverse image search results).
917: Give out lemon juice and call it "fresh lemonade"
918: Buy a gross of bulk candies and eat it in front of the cashier.

919. Put paint all over yourself and pretend you got the Spot-itis
920. Sit on the fence.
921. Be bad at social media.
922. Bring Peanut Big Top over to start pranking the whole place.

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923: Smash open all the milk gallons in a protest.
924: Make all the Display TVs play static.
925: Obnoxiously beg people to buy you candy.
926: Put itch powder in the shoes
927: Use a chair to squish a bug on the window.
928: Swap out the salt and sugar in the breakroom.

929. Put fish on the pizzas.
930. Start global warming inside the place.
931. Buy too many green puffles, that way they start peeing all over the place.
932. Try to break into a member only area, and get past the blue message blocking your retina.

933. This reply will be appended to your previous post.

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934: Recreate the Manzai Birds minigame. (From Rhythm Heaven Fever).
935: Practice karate Training by punch the merchandise.
936: Throwing puffle plushies at the other customers
937: Pouring Glue into the shampoo bottles at the hair salon.
938: Screaming WAY too loudly when you hear Bemani music in public.

939. Be at 9933
940. Fence even more people in
941. Fence everybody in!

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942: Pour honey on the door knobs.
943: Go roller skating through the store.
944: Only speaker through a megaphone.
945: Diving through the store window to be the first to buy a copy of Super Crazy Rhythm Castle.